This really happened today:
Me: Good morning! What can we make for you today?
Customer: Can I get a garish, over-priced latte?
Me: Sure [completely ignoring his stupid joke]. What size?
Me: That’ll be $3.88.
Seriously? There is a McDonald’s less than a mile away. If you want some crappy coffee drink, I’d be happy to write out the driving directions for you. And for the record, who was it that forced your cheap ass to come into my store?